2017 BMW Alpina B7 Review - Luxury Performance

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    2017 BMW Alpina B7 Review.
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    We go for a drive in this 2017 BMW Alpina B7 with Russ Bond!

Patrick martin
Patrick martin

They’ve come a long way since 2016

10 days ago
Santiago Corona
Santiago Corona

Bmw is king

Month ago
nahshon white
nahshon white

He almost hit that truck then he looks in the rear view mirror

2 months ago
nahshon white
nahshon white

One of the best cars in the world

2 months ago
karan verma
karan verma

What song plays on the radio at 0:45 seconds when russ turns up the radio.I've heard it before

4 months ago
karan verma
karan verma

Its light mu fire by the doors

4 months ago
Muhammed Sony
Muhammed Sony

2:14 When Russ hears "One time I rode first-class" and he starts laughin.

5 months ago
Mustang Law
Mustang Law

still my favorite B7, the new B7 is fantastic too. If there's any B7 giveaway, please dont forget me guys!!

5 months ago
Mark X
Mark X

Lol uncle hoonigan

5 months ago
Divij Sharma
Divij Sharma

Brabus s class

5 months ago
Chrispewkreme
Chrispewkreme

Yuri and Jekob should start a off-shoot Uber channel. And with the money, get a Alpina B7 to drive Uber with and then just make more and more.

7 months ago
Tanmay sharma
Tanmay sharma

Do one of the latest one as a tribute to this one lol

11 months ago
Argonportal
Argonportal

need no Hotel lol

Year ago
Mr. Meeseeks
Mr. Meeseeks

I’m a Mercedes fan soo I don’t know much about alpina and bmw can someone explain somethings more?

Year ago
Youtube Member 3000
Youtube Member 3000

Denzi DK I was drawing similarities

9 months ago
Denzi DK
Denzi DK

@Youtube Member 3000 Alpina is not the Amg for Bmw

9 months ago
Youtube Member 3000
Youtube Member 3000

AHellReign You see how there’s AMG and Mercedes? Take that same logic and say that the Alpina is the AMG for BMW.

Year ago
JohnnyO34
JohnnyO34

Saw one of those driving in Boston. My jaw dropped liked I saw a Lambo. Love Alpina's!

Year ago
Ryan G
Ryan G

I found one at CarMax that was in gold for $88,000

Year ago
Tiff Nidell
Tiff Nidell

Is Rus available for future reviews?

Year ago
Will Jolliff
Will Jolliff

Brilliant, brilliant car. Not my style as I'm AMG, but who cares - this one's just as cool. There's something about huge performance saloons...

Year ago
Cary Coller
Cary Coller

What a complete ASSHOLE for not letting you guys drive the B7. Heck man, it's just a damn car.

Year ago
Maxxi Shoots
Maxxi Shoots

It's actually a car to be driven in mate. He did them a favor

Year ago
Antonio Hernandez
Antonio Hernandez

Odd video.

Year ago
Hardware Software
Hardware Software

It doesn’t work for poor people. 2019

Year ago
Ricardo DaSilva
Ricardo DaSilva

That was great!

Year ago
Eugene Kovalenko
Eugene Kovalenko

This car is beauty ... Love it

Year ago
Daug Mulumba
Daug Mulumba

I like when they shout Russ!

Year ago
Jacob
Jacob

They’re like little kids 😂

Year ago
morris shrem
morris shrem

So what's the difference between this and the m760 si?

Year ago
knowell mapanga
knowell mapanga

This is V8 4 4L but have the same power output as the 6.6L v12 in the M760

Year ago
Orges Gashi
Orges Gashi

Who watched this after they reviewed the M760li

Year ago
A Oh
A Oh

How do you even buy this car? It's not on their website.. maybe not for the U.S.?

Year ago
Uncle G.
Uncle G.

The USA ....BMW USA has it rite there as a sub catagory of the 7 series on their site.

Year ago
vishal s
vishal s

What is alpina

2 years ago
Denzi DK
Denzi DK

Carbrand

9 months ago
K A
K A

진정한 고급차 BMW,벤츠,아우디,포르쉐~~~.

2 years ago
Guy
Guy

Russ brought me back to the sad realization that aside from celebrities, nice cars are really only for old men.

2 years ago
John Doe
John Doe

Haha that thing looks awesome

2 years ago
Aziz HACHIMI
Aziz HACHIMI

Yuri and Jacob are the coolest reviweres on Youtube!!!

2 years ago
BrainForce95
BrainForce95

It doesn’t work on poor people 😂😂😂😂😂

2 years ago
Andrew Aldujaili
Andrew Aldujaili

so whats the difference between this and an M760i. Is this going to be phased out or what because they seem like the same exact car with different badging.

2 years ago
Galvani
Galvani

Where are the best part of that car? The fucking alpina wheels !!!!!😭😭😭

2 years ago
Car Craze
Car Craze

Money talks...

2 years ago
Youngblood
Youngblood

Real life Mr. Wolf of Pulp Fiction

2 years ago
Justin Wyatt
Justin Wyatt

Driven one of these.... it's my absolute #1 favorite BMW and I drive them for a living The B7 is the top of the line for top speed(205 mph) Comfort And just raw acceleration that puts you in your seat.

2 years ago
Justin Wyatt
Justin Wyatt

Imo It is for everything except track use

3 months ago
gjon baftijaj
gjon baftijaj

Better than the M5?

3 months ago
Thomas Nguyen
Thomas Nguyen

Not even the Rolls-Royce has some of the features the BWM has.

2 years ago
Jared Shelton
Jared Shelton

They test the newest features in the BMW's before putting them in the Rolls. Most Rolls Royce drivers are older, more mature people who don't want to be bothered with gimmicky technology.

Year ago
Rey Panda
Rey Panda

Great car that car is perfect i like so much Strong.

2 years ago
J Z
J Z

Doesnt work on poor people lmaoo

2 years ago
Wisdom Ntshalintshali
Wisdom Ntshalintshali

Jesus I love your videos...

2 years ago
manujuit
manujuit

OK, that's it - This is officially my fav YouTube automotive channel!!

2 years ago
Organic Kemp
Organic Kemp

ALPINA Vs Brabus

2 years ago
Ik Adjaero
Ik Adjaero

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW hints of humor everywhere

2 years ago
MrChincheK
MrChincheK

great reviews but not knowing what a S-Class is lol

2 years ago
Fall Taker
Fall Taker

Oh they didn’t drive...

2 years ago
GUIGU32
GUIGU32

Hilarious!!!

2 years ago
Albina Kuznecova
Albina Kuznecova

My name is albina and it rhymes 😋

2 years ago
Jeffrey Tinsley
Jeffrey Tinsley

Hilarious

2 years ago
Kapilan
Kapilan

Russ is super dope

2 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Kapilan Jakub is faster than him... Once... And Jakub got disqualified... But his time was less!

2 years ago
Jessie Bauer
Jessie Bauer

You guys are funny, love the channel.

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Jessie Bauer thanks man

3 years ago
Mieszko Oracz
Mieszko Oracz

Guys you are awesome! ...and Ross is the Boss.

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Mieszko Oracz thanks, we're faster than him now

3 years ago
Premier Smith
Premier Smith

This was awesome , awesome folks , great car.

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Premier Smith thanks man

3 years ago
Christian Angelo
Christian Angelo

Cool car. But i hope he should have let you guys drive haha

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Christian Angelo haha we will drive some crazy cars

3 years ago
Wayson丶
Wayson丶

I have one 745 and I DIY to ALPINA B7 ,my friends nobody can kown is a 745😂😂😂

3 years ago
1_05X
1_05X

Subbed

3 years ago
coo2kachoo
coo2kachoo

I didn't watch before because ... we'll just did and. Damn. Best. Car. E v e rrrrrr.

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+coo2kachoo haha yeah it's so good

3 years ago
Tim Chung
Tim Chung

what is the mpg I'm sure it's horribly low

3 years ago
pumpuppthevolume
pumpuppthevolume

I can afford 2008 bmw 745 220k km right hand drive XD and it will be a bit steep

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+pumpuppthevolume Hahah yeah we still do used cars so if one comes up we'll do it

3 years ago
pumpuppthevolume
pumpuppthevolume

WHY .......why do u have to ruing my dreams of close to free maintenance..........btw that might be a cool video for dirt poor people like me

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+pumpuppthevolume hopefully you have a big maintenance budget

3 years ago
Gamith Adithya
Gamith Adithya

0:46 you got that right

3 years ago
5abivt
5abivt

lol that was awesome!! great review its noit always about steering feel or handling at the limit or ring times.. this was great !! Just need to program the rear seats to recline on full throttle !!!

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+5abivt thanks! Hahahah yes true

3 years ago
Alex Park
Alex Park

Audi S8, S63 AMG, B7. I don't want to say which of the list is the best. The Alpina B7 is fantastic for sports luxury.

3 years ago
Frank DePasquale
Frank DePasquale

Russ looks like a fabulous cross between Martin Sheen and Dennis Hopper.

3 years ago
Foer Hoen
Foer Hoen

Who the fuck ia russ anyway?

Year ago
Epicon 6
Epicon 6

Frank DePasquale if Martin Sheen and Dennis Hopper looked like Carrot Top and Vanilla Ice.

2 years ago
jacob 1996
jacob 1996

very fun and interesting to watch

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+jacob lay thanks! Make sure you subscribe :)

3 years ago
BuddySteve
BuddySteve

They should put wings and a propeller on this vehicle so that it can fly! Those guys would have been all over that cabin if they didn't have their seatbelt on! LOL!

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+BuddySteve let's add a jet engine too while we're at it! Horsepower > safety

3 years ago
Martin Coppedè
Martin Coppedè

The interior is so nice, *_BUT_* I think that the interior of _Lexus GS_ even the _Toyota Crown_ or the _Toyota Alphard/Vellfire_ (both only available in Japan or other countries in Asia) is much more interesting. Anyway, _Alpina_ have done a great job with that car!

3 years ago
Gwmcmi02
Gwmcmi02

The driver reminds me of an actually-successful European Michael Scott.

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Gwmcmi02 that's Russ Bond!

3 years ago
Immanuel David
Immanuel David

amazing

3 years ago
Neoking
Neoking

What a fun way to review this car! I've seen other reviews of high end luxury sedans, and they're never really much fun to watch haha.

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Neoking awesome thanks, we agree! Why be boring?

3 years ago
Chad Singleton
Chad Singleton

This is the best way to review a car.

3 years ago
Udo Heinrich
Udo Heinrich

Dev. the best Yuri and Jacub vid ever. Kinda like the driver. So straight and cool talking, and the he hits the padle, boom, and still cool...LOL Best review ever boy's.

3 months ago
Bart-O-Mation
Bart-O-Mation

While not as informative, it's really entertaining

5 months ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Chad Singleton we agree

3 years ago
jamviator
jamviator

Superb review! It was fun to watch

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+jamviator awesome thanks! Check them all out ;)

3 years ago
Albert Grimes
Albert Grimes

This is a really nice BMW

3 years ago
TheWaldrip
TheWaldrip

Too grift for me

3 years ago
chicho cali
chicho cali

soooooo sexxy carr

3 years ago
Ketan Y
Ketan Y

this is the one to have

3 years ago
Andre S
Andre S

R.I.P. AUDI S8 and Mercedes S63...this car is amazing

3 years ago
Mackenson Kulan
Mackenson Kulan

@turbo964 not true. Only interior not exterior

Year ago
Ajay Johal
Ajay Johal

Why has everybody forgotten about the brabus s63

Year ago
Mario Losberg
Mario Losberg

actually BMW use more expencive material's in interior than Audi or Mercedes....

2 years ago
Junior
Junior

montanatru I'll agree to that. I'm in NYC and I see S Class all day but I can count on one hand the amount of times I've seen the Alpina B7, it's more exclusive

3 years ago
1_05X
1_05X

S class is way better

3 years ago
Sir
Sir

S65 AMG !!!!!

3 years ago
Daryl Johnson
Daryl Johnson

@Ronald Simon nope...sorry bout that

11 months ago
Jared Shelton
Jared Shelton

They're both good cars stop getting butthurt

Year ago
Ultimusss LoL
Ultimusss LoL

Dude the reason that why the M760i is faster because it has XDrive the S65 is only a rear wheel drive car.

2 years ago
Ronald Simon
Ronald Simon

s63 facelift will demolish M760 and this alpina

3 years ago
Bring back V12s and V10s
Bring back V12s and V10s

UzzyFuzzyy facts

3 years ago
Xedos MillerCycle
Xedos MillerCycle

very nice car and very nice people

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Xedos MillerCycle thanks!

3 years ago
yordancho88
yordancho88

Why do you have only 3k subscribers lol. Great video guys, keep up the good work!

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Yordancho008 thanks :) Share the video help us get more!

3 years ago
Wendy Fenton
Wendy Fenton

Was a fun vid. Nice looking Car.

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Wendy Fenton thanks!

3 years ago
ctl31820
ctl31820

Just got mine delivered today. It is so incredibly fast. I'm sure I will be giving many people rides for a while lol.

3 years ago
Justin Rodriguez
Justin Rodriguez

ctl31820 nice alpina how long will you have it for

2 years ago
antoine vh
antoine vh

ctl31820 soo ... how did the story end?

2 years ago
ctl31820
ctl31820

I don't understand how you guys can be under the assumption that I'm trying to impress. The BMW dealership I purchased my B7 from said they haven't sold an Alpina B7 in the state of Alabama since the year 2007. If you don't believe me again look at the video I posted of the acceleration when I was taking the dealer back to the dealership after driving my other car back to my house. My parts for the repair by the way are in transit from Germany. Once they get through customs I will have an ETA of the repair to be completed. Then I plan on making many more videos of the car for sure.

3 years ago
Carsten Hansen
Carsten Hansen

LOL, yeah. That must be the top of pathetic. Trying to impress strangers online.

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+ctl31820 nooooooo :(

3 years ago
Minecraft Child
Minecraft Child

Can someone tell me the difference between M cars like M5 and alpina cars like B7?

3 years ago
Dian Van Der Merwe
Dian Van Der Merwe

Alpina is actually considered a separate car brand

2 years ago
BMW Alpina
BMW Alpina

overall production is about 1600 (2015) with more than 600 units delivered in the domestic market. Besides Germany, the USA and Japan remain ALPINA’s key markets. Along with the special anniversary editions, the XD3 Bi-Turbo was also in strong demand. The lasting trend for SUVs helped the XD3 achieve the biggest surge in sales throughout the ALPINA product portfolio over the previous year. 248 units could be shipped in 2015. The 3 Series model update was also highly appreciated, with the D3 and B3 models accounting for one third of ALPINA’s entire production. More than 280 units of the B6 Gran Coupe which was successfully launched in the USA in 2014, could be sold in 2015

3 years ago
Minecraft Child
Minecraft Child

@TheStraightPipes I heard only something in the hundreds are made every year.

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Brad yes but the Alpina will always be more. And much more rare as well

3 years ago
Minecraft Child
Minecraft Child

@TheStraightPipes They're expensive either way.

3 years ago
Alpha SQUAD official
Alpha SQUAD official

Amazing review!!!

3 years ago
D. Abboud
D. Abboud

Yup, that was fun, even from my chair!

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+D. Abboud sweet!

3 years ago
Neverl8 tothetrk
Neverl8 tothetrk

Great vid and that's an awesome tech packed Alpina!

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+NEVERL8 INAV8 thanks! Yeah she's fully loaded

3 years ago
Abdul Ahmed
Abdul Ahmed

You guys are awesome! I feel like you guys got great big things in the future!

3 years ago
Nicail E
Nicail E

They're at over a mil subs rn and the content is the best it's ever been

2 months ago
Chris
Chris

Lyubomir Georgiev They’re only 47k subs away from that number now :-)

5 months ago
Lyubomir Georgiev
Lyubomir Georgiev

Read this comment 6 months ago... reading it now.. gonna read it in 1 more year when they have 1+ million subs

2 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Abdul Ahmed thanks man. Great big things would be nice

3 years ago
Jesse Carmichael
Jesse Carmichael

These are such cool cars... Always wished they'd make an M7 but this sort of fills that void.

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Kaisuke971 V12 beast!

3 years ago
Kaisuke971
Kaisuke971

The M760Li sorts of fits that void

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Jesse Carmichael yep!

3 years ago
Jesse Carmichael
Jesse Carmichael

@TheStraightPipes Exactly. Kind of fits in with what the 7 series is all about anyway

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Jesse Carmichael Yeah pretty much, just geared way more towards luxury than performance (although no slouch at all)

3 years ago
CarsWithoutLimits
CarsWithoutLimits

Fave one so far. I m very satisfied

3 years ago
Papissimus Rector
Papissimus Rector

U got that Happy Ending Massage?

2 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+CarsWithoutLimits Hahah awesome

3 years ago
Goat
Goat

Try out the 2017 Volvo XC90 Excellence! Driving that huge thing with just the electric engine on is a really weird experience (make sure you test drive the T8 engine, it's the hybrid one). Plus it's got some pretty cool luxury features, but not as many as the Alpina though.

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

Love Polestars!!!

3 years ago
Goat
Goat

Sounds good! You guys could possibly also test out a Polestar while you're here

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Goat as soon as we have budget to fly to Calgary you'll be my first call

3 years ago
Goat
Goat

I work at a Volvo dealership in Calgary, if you're serious we could try to work something out.

3 years ago
TheStraightPipes
TheStraightPipes

+Goat if you get us one we'll drive it!

3 years ago

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