Here's Everything That's Broken On My Cheap BMW Alpina B7

  • Published on 8 months ago

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Maanav Khurana
Maanav Khurana

BMW: ultimate broken machine

12 days ago
Andrew M
Andrew M

Much respect to my fellow automotive technician for his philanthropy. You my friend, make us look good. This is the second time I've seen him donate to St. Judes. Because of that, I too will make a donation to St Judes in rye very near future. Thank you kind sir.

Month ago
rivyboy76
rivyboy76

Alpine get it right.

Month ago
JewGhostPDX
JewGhostPDX

You know this guy watched a lot of Top Gear. He flows just like Clarkson.

2 months ago
bednar23
bednar23

If alpine made the engine themselves, that explains why its the only part of the car that still works 😂

2 months ago
Michael Hasse
Michael Hasse

I'll take the 2002 in the background, modern cars suck

2 months ago
Robert Passaro
Robert Passaro

170,000 miles and only $5k of what appears to be clearly deferred maintenance?!?! This was a gift from the gods of automotive and a smoking (ahem) deal.

3 months ago
Paulo Rodrigues
Paulo Rodrigues

Good deal great car but you pay for BMW no Volkswagen. BMW Alpina for this price it’s a cheap price for a great car

3 months ago
Phigo4kins
Phigo4kins

I know I'm late now for the B7, but in the future you get a bad engine car like this, I'll be glad to take it and Fix it and Of Course Document it. Instead of sending it to go to waste at the Junkyard.

3 months ago
Hugh
Hugh

Here in Los Angeles I would take in my 2006 BMW 650i to a German Repair Shop. It’s $140 an hour for labor.

3 months ago
Wayne Thomas
Wayne Thomas

Wish I could have seen this video a couple of years ago. I'd have never bought my 2007 335i and would have been spared much aggravation and financial loss.

4 months ago
Yusei Pieters
Yusei Pieters

I recently acquired one here in Belize doesn't start and is cosmetically terrible supposedly only needs 2 cam sensors from drivers bank due to harness caught fire but I just can't get the parts and it's so costly don't know what il do also weird this Alpina b7 doesn't have lots of stuff like yours does curious

4 months ago
genoa49
genoa49

Throw a LS7 in it, and be done with it.

4 months ago
Anonymous Anonymous
Anonymous Anonymous

Very very reasonable repair costs!! Your mechanic is legit!

4 months ago
Darth Bane
Darth Bane

Ha! Schadenfreude😂

4 months ago
russmanhi
russmanhi

when is johnny going to launch his channel. would love to hear his thoughts and advice on all kinds of BMWs!

4 months ago
okguy165
okguy165

What is the name of this shop Hoovie?

4 months ago
Steve Hopkins
Steve Hopkins

BMW’s are junk! If you spend time in Germany, they will ask you why they, and Mercedes, cost so much in America. Over there, they are like Chrysler and Chevys

4 months ago
Billy H
Billy H

was the logic 7 amp the audio issue?

5 months ago
Jason griffo
Jason griffo

Love bmw. But hate the cost of repairs. But best cars to drive. Right next to Mercedes 👍🇦🇺

5 months ago
Alan Norman
Alan Norman

I miss the Wizard

5 months ago
Brooks Draughn
Brooks Draughn

Watching this with youtube closed captions...my mother keeps asking why he says "all penis"

5 months ago
Bus12103
Bus12103

I like this guy.

5 months ago
james the handsome
james the handsome

Enable to drive a bimmer Must be mechanic If not just sell it

5 months ago
nikolas oliver
nikolas oliver

13:19 "it's a BMW" i lost it right there

5 months ago
sdnalyam
sdnalyam

BMW, Junk.

5 months ago
A&K Air Technologies Kris Kanev
A&K Air Technologies Kris Kanev

Hi there, just wondering where is your mechanic from he sounds eastern European

5 months ago
I_heardeaf_people
I_heardeaf_people

Never ever call an alpina an bmw bc its not! It's not a factory tuning brand or something like AMG. Alpina is a car brand with his own logo etc...

5 months ago
JK L
JK L

What? No wizard???

6 months ago
Demetrius Hebron
Demetrius Hebron

Where is his shop at.

6 months ago
William Burdine
William Burdine

$2400 FOR ALL THAT WORK? Total of $5041 for EVERYTHING? HOLY COW! And you will get another 150k miles out of it! That is Hella CHEAP Compared to what I got quoted for similar work on my 330 in San Diego!!!!

6 months ago
Amjid Ali
Amjid Ali

2nd hand BMWs are shit

6 months ago
Witold Schwenke
Witold Schwenke

wow didn't know bmws could be that bad. I've had a e39 for 4 years, it was pretty good

6 months ago
jkirk1626
jkirk1626

>$110k to $3,500. Just think how much work $110k could do over the same time period versus flushing it down the toilet.

6 months ago
s cho
s cho

sorry if I'm late to the party, but watching your vids, the 1st question that keeps popping up is, what r these cars service history? i find it hard 2 believe that companies like mb,bmw, audi, and even rolls royce, would make cars that can barely last 5yrs. I've heard that the early 20's cars were sketchy, but it's actually a shock if these r the norms rather than the exception.

6 months ago
Savage Stash
Savage Stash

Most expensive car in the word? Cheap BMW

6 months ago
Mac
Mac

US built....."BMW".

6 months ago
Hieu Daica
Hieu Daica

acually, the expense to fix this BMW is pretty cheap compare to the BMW dealer.

6 months ago
K P
K P

I can see why he got it cheap but once it's fix I'll be worth it

6 months ago
electricamir248
electricamir248

How does someone spend 120k on a car knowing it will lose almost 100% of its value in 13 years?

6 months ago
Max S.
Max S.

In difference to BMW M, Audi RS or Mercedes AMG, when you look into an Alpina's paperwork it'll say "Alpina", not BMW. Plus, at least over here in germany, they don't run BMW badges.

6 months ago
Tiago Alves
Tiago Alves

Tyler: How many of these valve seals have you done on BMWs? Johnny: yes

6 months ago
Mac
Mac

What brand and grade of engine oil did the owner or previous mechanic use? And at what intervals? Johnny....Yes! Why are the valve guides worn? Johnny....yes,

6 months ago
Gavin M
Gavin M

good price, BMW wanted 5000 euros to change out the gearbox on my 535v8 after the reverse failed. in the end i didnt pay that price but still it was alot that i did pay

6 months ago
Wade Mullis
Wade Mullis

Get it all fixed.

6 months ago
Fun
Fun

Bmw stands for Broken Worthless Machine

6 months ago
nrich
nrich

BMW = Bust My Wallet .... I know they perform well but I've heard too many horror stories. They are for yuppies who lease them then turn them in when the warrantee ends and get a new one. Apparently there are still suckers out there who think they need a used BMW so these leased vehicles get a second life but an expensive one. They become money pits.

6 months ago
BMW Wizard
BMW Wizard

If that B7 would have been for sale near me (As is), I would have bought it in a flash!! But then I know what I am doing and I am an experienced vehicle technician that has worked on plenty of BMW's right back to the early 90's! Keeping my eye's peeled!

6 months ago
C DD
C DD

You have to make a another video showing the progression or digression of this car.

6 months ago
Hamdi Tunisien
Hamdi Tunisien

Are you trying to get broke??? 🤪🤪🤪🍌

6 months ago
Cesar Toledo
Cesar Toledo

Eventually when you are done playing with junk, step into a Mercedes.😼

6 months ago
B Hudenkov
B Hudenkov

The worst cars I've owned were BMW's. All of them end up with the same problems. Unreliable garbage.

6 months ago
LUDOVIK MALKOVICH
LUDOVIK MALKOVICH

I spend so much time watching hoovies garage I will never fix my car,

6 months ago
YS LEE
YS LEE

German engineering = shitty engineering. Das Auto

6 months ago
Bronko Kulička
Bronko Kulička

"I buy an old BMW with a bad life and wich didnt see maintance the last ten years. Than I wonder that is a shithole with a bucket full of problems!" 🤦‍♂️🙈🙄

6 months ago
Jr Boost
Jr Boost

Dude ls1 the shit out that 7

6 months ago
Medi Hedayati
Medi Hedayati

You said there’s only 800 of these B7’s built.pay the man & stop complaining that’s a very fair price

6 months ago
Orcinus1967
Orcinus1967

You mean it gives you the experience of a smaller car...AFTER you get it out of the shop. The Wizard spends more time in your cars than you do!

6 months ago
Vasil Braskov
Vasil Braskov

Take a shot every time this guy says Alpina

6 months ago
Chris Wojtkiewicz
Chris Wojtkiewicz

BMW = Big Money Waste

6 months ago
Rob 351
Rob 351

“Yes yes I know your broken” 😂😂

7 months ago
rollmeister
rollmeister

Gay much?

7 months ago
Maximilian Jankowski
Maximilian Jankowski

the magic with buying a bmw v8 is the milage , in germany you find 2 versions of it many with 120tkm (75tmls) these are mostly unrepaird with these type of problems or you get these with 250tkm (155tmls) tey are mostly repaird or even worse fuckt up , hoovie you realy have bad friends XD

7 months ago
Hamish Fullerton
Hamish Fullerton

That's cheap repairs, bloody good value for the amount of work involved and European parts, in Australia I reckon it wouldn't get much change for $10000

7 months ago
Darren AM
Darren AM

If i ever saw a car worth saving...its this Alpina. 10g all sorted...that is a lot of car for that money...

7 months ago
southothehighway
southothehighway

Break My Wallet

7 months ago
Cameron Ellis
Cameron Ellis

When are you going to fix your BMW

7 months ago
The Anthonys
The Anthonys

I think we’re learned not to buy an old bmw

7 months ago
roof pizza
roof pizza

So he tore apart the dash for a fuse? Yeah, I'd keep going back to him too. SMH.

7 months ago
paulg
paulg

Do you have a bet with someone as to how many videos in a row you will say "Binging and Bonging??? Because it's been a loooooooong time.

7 months ago
d1zguy
d1zguy

BMW is still in its low quality spurr. Not buying one at all ever until proven otherwise again. subframe issues, HPFP issues, valve stem seals issue, transmission issue. Just trash shit not meant to be owned outside of a lease

7 months ago
Jeff Eng
Jeff Eng

Wheres the wizard

7 months ago
D Palmer
D Palmer

I'm waiting for Hoovie to buy a car where he says I never wanted one of these.

7 months ago
eivis13
eivis13

Alpina B7 or " When an RX8 looks like a good investment".

7 months ago
Werner Danler
Werner Danler

You were selling Mercedes 13 years ago and now you are wealthy enough to own enough cars to fill up a Walmart car park. How does that work? Oh ya, all those annoying adds on your videos.

7 months ago
ziggamon
ziggamon

Theres a reason why you dont see too many 2000s 7 series on the road much anymore...they are either in the scrap yard or parked broken af in the driveway (like my 08 750li).

7 months ago
Adam Eldridge
Adam Eldridge

if only i could go 3x speed it'd improve your vids

7 months ago
General HiPing
General HiPing

[POLKA INTENSIFIES]

7 months ago
Big Sky 1991
Big Sky 1991

Are endorsements and ads paying for all these money pits??

7 months ago
Dave Gree
Dave Gree

Great channel. I didn't know Jeff Goldbloom was into cars.

7 months ago
Balasubramanian Na
Balasubramanian Na

@1:25 BMW has built the M760li.

7 months ago
Samuel Kuruvilla
Samuel Kuruvilla

you got a 2002? !!!!

7 months ago
Nvable
Nvable

I want more of the B7.

7 months ago
Money mike Slick will
Money mike Slick will

Hoovie i love this channel!! I believe alot of people dont know u have a hustle with your other businesses that fund these hoopties i love it man keep it up bro!!!

7 months ago
MERCEDESBENZS600 BASH
MERCEDESBENZS600 BASH

BMWs are a total waste of money unless you have BIG MONEY,$5000 repair bill and it's just gonna happen again,WOW...

7 months ago
TomSingletonRacing
TomSingletonRacing

my old e61 545i did the same thing with the valve stem seals, love this car and the show! :D

7 months ago
Pavel K
Pavel K

why not get something like a rwd g37 of 12-13? Too little drama?

7 months ago
Ellen
Ellen

please stop buying cars that need help for views it’s getting old... like you can obvs afford it

7 months ago
TxGMguy82
TxGMguy82

Hoovie, what’s wrong with your 760?

7 months ago
johnmichael karma
johnmichael karma

A car has only two kinds of parts,moving and non moving. Seems like your non moving parts are in great condition,a real beauty. "This turned out to be a really bad investments", hahaha, bad investments is how this channel exists.

7 months ago
Jonathan J
Jonathan J

I must have missed something. Do you not use the car wizard anymore ??

7 months ago
Daniel Kremer
Daniel Kremer

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7 months ago
Tony Wellington
Tony Wellington

you still going to the chinese restaurant by you, dunsky?

7 months ago
Will E.
Will E.

Watta shit car.

7 months ago
Marvin Benjamin
Marvin Benjamin

I know how to solve that problem I would put all Japanese parts on the for that price

7 months ago
Aaron Garcia
Aaron Garcia

“It’s a BMW.” Truer words have never been spoken.

7 months ago
MERCEDESBENZS600 BASH
MERCEDESBENZS600 BASH

But they still keep selling and selling and selling,WOW..

7 months ago
German Boy
German Boy

One reason Lexus was invented.

7 months ago
Camp Keefer
Camp Keefer

missing my old greymarket 81 323i Alpina...loved that car

7 months ago
frankiecrocker
frankiecrocker

Only $5000? Somehow I feel like Johnny gave him a price break, probably to drum up business for he garage.

7 months ago
victor ochoa
victor ochoa

Fix that Alpina is a beautiful ride it deserves a new life , otherwise give it to me 😁😁😁👍

7 months ago
emc8783
emc8783

I've got one of these with 120k on it and its so much cleaner. this car has lived a hard life

7 months ago
USEC
USEC

This entire bmw is a mess. E38 was last good bmw

7 months ago

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